About Brian

How pretentious is it to have an “About Brian” section?  Seriously, I’m asking.

 

9 Responses to About Brian

  1. Jerry Miller

    Best picture summary EVER!

  2. Jerry Miller

    I noticed you cropped me out of your jean shorts picture. That is probably for the good of the online community…thanks.

    Buckets BBBBBBAAAABYYYYY!!!!

  3. Adam Caine

    How can you have a picture summary without Grandma’s House?

  4. Favorite Aunt Margaret

    Love the pictorial Brian and your new blog. Reading your blog reminds me of reading Jack’s letters from Thailand. Very well written, informative and tell a lot about the author. I really enjoy your view of life in Peru. Makes me want to visit some day. Keep up the good work.
    Love ya, Margaret

    • Margaret… thanks for the note. Now, I noticed you put “Favorite Aunt Margaret” in the title. That is different from saying “favorite aunt”. And considering I only have one aunt named Margaret I think you’re selling yourself short. Just to inform everyone, I’ve taken the liberty of making my own “Tagg Family Power Rankings”. I have consulted the committee (me) and here are the results:

      1. Aunt Margo: this is an easy choice. The matriarch of the family and the glue that binds everything together (plus, you own the house and your so called “roommates” are just renting from you)
      2. BT – Brian has always been a strong player in the Tagg family. He keeps it light with his quick wit and deceptive upper body strength. If he keeps it up there might be a new contender at the top of the rankings.
      3. Sophia and Jada – Obvious choice for number 3. No words are necessarily for this one.
      4. Sean – I was going to put Kim in this spot, but after Sean’s performance at Kyle Meagher’s 21st birthday, he bumped Kim out of 4th place and now holds it down strong. Sophia and Jada better watch out, Sean is looking for spot number 3… he’s the wild card in this group… ‘passionately unpredictable’ is a dangerous characteristic, the other competitors better watch out.
      5. Kim – Being in spot number five isn’t really Kim’s fault. The other contenders have been consistently raising the bar and Kim is struggling to keep up. I don’t blame her, the rankings are cut-throat and I know she’ll turn it around soon.
      6. Sammy – I have a special place in my heart for this dog. While babysitting her one weekend, she caught the attention of some young ladies walking in Brookside. I proceeded to make up some huge lie about how Sammy was lost and on the brink of death before I went to the shelter to rescue her (while telling the story, Sammy was licking my face). The girls met me up at Charlie Hoopers that night to go over sob stories of “our” dogs. Sammy has brought so much joy to so many people.
      7. Michelle – This is the one with the new car, right?

      Things could change… you never know where you’re going to end up.

      with love –

      Brian

  5. The ONLY peruvian girl

    Wow!!!! I’m such a bad girlfriend…It’s the first time I read this beautiful story…why you didn’t tell me you were a loser???
    Just to continue adding details to your story…when you gave me that colored paper at Pizza Hut I liked your complex sentence…”Thanks for the HOT meal, call me:….” so inocent and irresistible Brian James… I’m glad you answered my call :-)

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